This, my friends, is the good stuff. I love salads, but (I know this sounds weird) always had a hard time eating them without making a mess. But this is definitely worth the trouble.
(This is my anthro inspired re-covered ottoman which is now used as a coffee table/table/desk/ottoman/chair/pillow/couch extension)
Throw all of the following into a medium sized mixing bowl:
– Crumpled Bacon
– Sliced Chicken Breast
– Diced Fresh Tomatoes
– Fresh parmesan cheese
– Your favorite salad dressing (I used a nice balsamic vinaigrette)
Mix it all up together with tongs, and transport onto plate. I always like mixing everything up with the salad dressing before I put it all on my plate because it’s a bit more ready-to-eat. You don’t have to struggle with getting the dressing everywhere it needs to be while getting it everywhere it -doesn’t- need to be. (I guess that’s probably just something I deal with cause I’m special like that…) Put a little extra parmesan cheese on top, and voila! And forever feel guilty for paying $13 for a fancy salad at Macaroni Grill.